Every time I go to the Crowland tea dance, I wonder where all the men are. There are lots of lovely ladies sitting and chatting amongst themselves and many are probably hoping for someone to tap them on the shoulder and ask them to dance. Perhaps the men of Crowland are scared to join us, or perhaps they are just shy and reserved. Even if they can't dance, the ladies would be more than willing to show them the steps. In fact there might probably be a stampede to get hold of any new man who entered the door. Just think, men, you could have your pick of the ladies for the afternoon - large ones, small ones, short ones or tall ones. Whatever your preference is, you could find one there.

In fact there might probably be a stampede to get hold of any new man who entered the door.
You were doing quite well until then.....

I'll get my boots polished then

Will I need a crash helmet and body armour ?

Sunflower10 wrote:
Perhaps the men of Crowland are scared to join us

Yes!!!

G O

Goodness me, you men are faint hearted. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

The Teadance I go to on Monday Afternoon in there are quite a lot of men there and what is more they come and ask the ladies for a dance. Maybe it is because a lot of these originate from Holbeach!

So no body armour required then ?

Maybe it is because a lot of these originate from Holbeach!

Obviously Holbeach men are men of steel !!!

Obviously Holbeach men are men of steel !!
More likely one of those day release programmes.....
..... or perhaps we may take it for granted that the optician has finally retired!