Would anyone agree with me if I suggested that chickens should be given Asbos? In particular one chicken which is seen regularly in the front gardens of Crease Drove, up to No. 11. This chicken has a regular routine and appears to be on a mission to scratch up as much earth as possible then move on to the next front garden. Last seen trotting down Broadway in direction of Low Road. Has anyone seen it???

Yes! It's my George!! (Well Georgina actually)
We've been training her to collect the ET but she keeps going in the opposite direction. I don't suppose you could dig up a worm or two for her then point her in the right direction?
Might just stop her scratching up your lawn.

Will give her a try, though more used to training dogs than chickens!

I don't know what they taste like with asbos, I prefer sage and onion.