Just a quickie to say sorry guys I've really only just got round to usig the forum and I've obviously manage to a pffend a few people its just that I got my leg pulled a bit and I may have deleted a few comments, hope you all forgive me and we can all have a laugh again. To prove it please start cracking jokes I'll start the ball rolling, ok,

Casper Mist started a Origami class recently after receiving his 10th Dan, but it quickly folded....

It must be confusing haveing so many Dans in the club

I was talked into joining a Judo club when I was twenty.

First night I took a beating from a 15 year old girl

I took up badminton after that and now every one of any age beats me

I met the girl of my dreams in Judo class....she swept me off my feet!!!

A nice comeback Richard! I can;t think of any jokes offhand but them I'm still trying to work out the riddles

In the best Origami tradition, Being a tenth Dan! .. we'll start off again with a blank page, pleased to make your acquaintance


ps

I'm not really a tenth Dan.........or did you guess that

yes I did guess that lol

I have a joke for you:-

A man rescued a bee from his car window wiper. The bee was so grateful and told the man he would help him get back home. Later the man ran out of petrol and the Bee stepped in to help as promised. He summoned up all his bee mates and they dissapeared into his petrol tank. Then they all reappeared and the helpful bee told the man, "You'll be ok now as you have a tank full of beepee!.

The old ones are the best, aren't they?

Old!

It belongs in a museum!

But I still like it